Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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