Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
i think i just lost a toe
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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