scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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