Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
pray to the hookup gods
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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