i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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