Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
