whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
How external is "for external use only"?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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