Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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