I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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