Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
pray to the hookup gods
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