He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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