we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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