So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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