I smell stomach acid.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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