is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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