Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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