That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm too high and old for this...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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