your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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