i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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