: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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