Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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