dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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