I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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