Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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