She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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