This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I party with great urgency now.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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