i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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