Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
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