Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
