capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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