I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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