There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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