this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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