she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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