susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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