The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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