i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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