Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Randomize
