And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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