yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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