so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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