He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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