I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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