glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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