Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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