Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
did you just send me my own nude
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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