I hope mine doesn't look like that
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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