he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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