I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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