We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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