Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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