to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Come on in and take your pants off
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