there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Randomize